Sunday, 11 August 2013

The Big Pinko

What is it with Putain exactly? For a tough guy who eats nails and wrestles bears and sharks naked he certainly seems a bit scared of young women and gay people. Aside from all the mean-spiritedness it's kind of embarrassing really.

Maybe the god-bothering mafiosi could try being a bit more like Stalin about it. Maybe develop a stronger, more rugged and masculine look for these hard times. Firm but fair. Strict yet tolerant. Wide open to new delights and heavenly experience. Defender of the faith. Champion of the oppressed. Father, and sometimes mother, of the Russian people.

Well some people try to pick up girls and get called an asshole. This never happened to Josef Stalin. He could walk down your street and girls could not resist his stare and so Josef Stalin was never called an asshole. And girls would turn the colour of an avocado when he would drive down their street in his El Dorado. He could walk down your street and girls could not resist his stare. Josef Stalin was never called an asshole. Not like you. Alright, well he was only 5'3" but girls could not resist his stare. Josef Stalin never got called an asshole. Not in New York.


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